Her – Everywhere Spike Jonze’s latest is about a sulky, sullen writer (Joaquin Phoenix) who falls in love with his computer’s highly advanced OS (sexily…
Holiday Wurlitzer Extravaganza – Castro, Monday at 7:30pm A festive holiday concert featuring resident Castro organist David Hegarty—plus 17-year-old concert organist Nahri Ahn and three…
Out of the Furnace – Everywhere It stars Christian Bale as a worker at a local steel mill who dreams of becoming a dancer OH…
The Best Man Holiday – Everywhere A big, boring holiday film that you’ll love if you like big, boring holiday films and probably won’t love…
Thor: The Dark World – Everywhere I HEARD THAT THOR AND LOKI MAKEOUT. JK, that was just my vagina day-dreaming. Anyway, this sequel to the…
Carrie – Everywhere Judy Greer and bloody tampons. I’m pretty sure this didn’t need to be made since the original is so great, but I…
Captain Phillips – Everywhere This time the Tom Hanks Oscar vehicle is a merchant marines ship that’s about to be boarded by some Somali pirates….
Gravity – Everywhere Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are set adrift in the hellscape of space in this Alfonso Cuaron masterpiece. Not only is it…
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs: 2 – Everywhere I don’t know, it’s some shit about food raining from the sky? Oh, actually, maybe I’m…
Prisoners – Everywhere Hugh Jackman’s kid goes missing and Jake Gyllenhaal is the detective charged with finding him. It’s a tense thriller and expertly realized…
The Family – Everywhere Luc Besson’s “off-beat comedy” about the mafia! I hope there’s a paramour! And Milla Jovovich! Actually, I know there’s not, so…
Adore – Kabuki Robin Wright-Penn and Naomi Watts play two Australian old hagathas who fall in love with each other’s hot surfer sons. Sounds really…
Closed Circuit – Everywhere YOU WISH this was a sequel to Short Circuit, but then you’d be dreaming too big. Instead, it’s another lukewarm international…
The World’s End – Everywhere A bunch of childhood friend white dudes who decide to indulge in a drinking marathon and then discover their hometown…
Kick-Ass 2 – Everywhere A super violent sub-par sequel to the super violent sub-par original. It’s weirdos in costumes fighting about bullshit and nobody cares,…
Meet the Millers – Everywhere Jason Sudeikis attempts to stay relevant post-SNL. You can see him die in every scene. No, jk, this is a…
2 Guns – Everywhere Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington star in a police action buddy comedy film blah blah blah. Sloppy, illogical, and fairly entertaining…
The Wolverine – Everywhere The Wolverine comes tearing into theaters to claw its way up the charts! SEE WHAT I DID THERE? God, it was…
Red 2 – Everywhere Bruce Willis stars as Another White Man in another white man-led action-comedy buddy movie sequel that doesn’t need to exist. Please…
The Hot Flashes – Kabuki It’s like that movie — Old Hogs? Old Dogs? You know, the one with Tim Allen and John Travolta and…
Despicable Me 2 – Everywhere Sequel to the 2010 animated hit film about a villain and his little yellow minions. Now, the villain is back,…
The Heat – Everywhere There’s a lot of pressure on this movie — it’s got to pick up where Bridesmaids left off and prove that…
World War Z – Everywhere Oh hell yes, a real summer blockbuster starring Brad Pitt and an asston of zombies. I’m gonna go see this…
Man of Steel – Everywhere It’s the new Superman movie, and you’re either gonna see it, or you’re not. If you do see it, you’re…
After Earth – Everywhere What’s that? You don’t hate M. Night Shyamalan yet? You’re willing to give him another shot? Well then this is the…
Fast & Furious 6 – Fast & Furious 6 Because the lord loves our lovely and illustrious Editor and Publisher Eve Batey, she released this…
Star Trek Into Darkness – Everywhere The first one was great fun, and this one is not disappointing. Wunderkind — or Wundermiddleagedbro — J.J. Abrams…
Oblivion – Everywhere Tom Cruise sci-fi from the TRON: Legacy director — so, you know, beautiful but boring. Pretty, dumb, derivative garbage movie. Trance –…
42 – Everywhere The story of baseball player Jackie Robinson and Brooklyn Dodgers GM Branch Rickey’s fight to allow a man of color to play…
Evil Dead – Everywhere A remake of the 1981 horror classic about a cabin in the woods and demon possession. If you really need to…
From Up on Poppy Hill – Trailer from The Kennedy/Marshall Company on Vimeo. From Up On Poppy Hill (Kokurikozaka kara) – Sundance, Embarcadero Hayao Miyazaki’s…
Spring Breakers – Everywhere It’s like Point Break in that it involves a beach, pretty people, and there’s hella robbery; and it’s not like Point Break in that it’s not the…
The Call – Everywhere Halle Berry, a grizzled 911 Operator, gets a call from Abigail Breslin, who’s been kidnapped by the coke-fueled ghost of her…
Emperor – Everywhere Does Tommy Lee Jones have Bell’s Palsy? Because I don’t think that dude can smile anymore. Something happened to him; please look…
Jack the Giant Slayer – Everywhere Directed by Bryan Singer, and written by about 15 people, it’s a 2013 IN YOUR FACE version of the…
Snitch – Everywhere An action thriller starring Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson as the father of a son who’s wrongly accused of being a terrible no…
Beautiful Creatures – Everywhere It’s a thoughtful, fun, and complex Twilight-esque fantasy adventure about witches and warlocks. It’s a sexy teen romp that knows what…
In Another Country – Opera Plaza Cinemas Three different stories about three different French women named Anne, each of whom is visiting South Korea, and…
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters – Everywhere It’s the time of year when either nothing is released, or the crap that studios know don’t hold…
